Things I Never Wanted To Do In My Life But Did Anyway (the far more revealing opposite of “Things I Want To Do Before I Die”):
1. Profaning a truly sacred location by having sex in it with a witch
2. Also, having sex with a heretic in Ahalin Tower
3. Having sex with a Reeve in the Interrogation Room – can I just put ‘all the sex I wish I hadn’t had?’
4. Special mention: Getting tied to a bed… that I DIDN’T want to get tied to
5. Meeting ‘Woody’
6. Discovering the myriad joys of torture (at the hands of both the Church and mages)
7. Knocking over the Fountis Major (even in order to put out a fire)
8. Jumping under a demon’s claws to play meat shield
9. Headbutting Her Royal Majesty Cellan ab Samael (or was it getting headbutted by?)
10. Being accused of sleeping with the Queen AND the King to get a title. (At the same time? Rumor was unspecific)
11. Performing emergency life-saving medical care on an unwillingly castrated man
12. Becoming overly fond of a large procession of mages, heretics and traitors whose true qualities were unclear to me
13. Getting lost in the Lithmorran sewer system for an approximately twenty-four-hour period
14. Getting lost in the Hedge Maze for at -least- a twenty-four-hour period
15. Falling into a pit of decomposing bodies
16. Assuming a long-time ally had turned on me with completely insufficient evidence and wallowing in angry, angst-filled betrayal before waiting to find out if it was true
17. Killing enough people that I’m not actually sure how many have died as a direct or indirect result of my actions
18. Failing to save Madilaire’s soul
19. Writing this depressing damn list
20. …becoming a cripple.
