Dear Diary. For some reason many of these entries have been concerned with bathing. It’s simply because I tend to I have so much fun when bathing! For even more fun, add the following ingredients:
- Naked man who is a bit awkward by your presence
- A water-loving dog that is not at all awkward by your presence
- Lots of hot water
Stir and mix with a jingle of bells. Hilarity ensues.
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