Staring boxes with fancy contents

Dear Diary – I dared to try out the new outfit lady Damassande made for me today. It’s in red and purple to go with lady Dmitreva’s house colours. It came in this huge box with silk ribbons on it. The whole thing’s so fancy I was was all intimidated by it for days. I […]

Insults, ever insults

Dear Diary: Work, work, work for the daring jester! The grand lady’s upcoming murder mystery ball has me running about doing random things to get things done in a random fashion. Masks and outfits, themes and roles – all in a big mess inside my head (and soon to be outside too)! … And then […]

Water is a kind mistress

There’s one thing better than bathing, and that is bathing with others! Women bathing like to gossip and gossip is always fun. Except the serious kind which is just not my thing. Give me a light-hearted, friendly exchange of trivial love stories and shunning face-slaps any day! One of the ‘bathers’ were the Countess Dmitreva. […]

The Joys of bathing

The absolutely best investment the Guild of Troubadours ever did was to install a bath in the guild hall! It’s all warm and wet and even though Mrs Buttons is not too keen on bathing, I try to drop in there as soon as the cold seeps deep enough into my fingers. Juggling in this […]

Conversation between dolls

Dear Diary, Followed the sound of grunts off the street to find the Admiral sparring the crap out of a young fellow named Bryn-something. I don’t like blades and sharp things very much, but wooden swords are just fine! Seeing sweaty men fight it out does have a sort of aesthetic appeal to it as […]

Introducing Mrs Buttons

I have a puppet, dear Diary. Mrs Buttons is her name. She came with me over from Tubor, but then she fell into the ocean and was gone. Grief all around fer sure. Luckily she was restored by late Miss Chance, who made her all the more prettier than she ever was – even has […]

Dear Diary

A big wad of paper and nothing to do with them! Oooh, and a quill and ink is here too! Even a fool can read those signs! I’m supposed to write some stuff with this! A diary it is! First entry. Dear diary … Dum-de-dum, what to write … Ahem. Hello. Not bad for a […]