There is an auction and ball coming up, arranged by the Lady Cellan dul Ansari and Orbie . Will be good fun! I love festivities. The whole shebang is for a good cause I think, but I forget what it is. Anyway, I’m to be auctioned off! For charity! Winner gets to buy me dinner […]

Held a most ego-enhancing conversation with Sir Porter today. (Sir Porter! I remember when first meeting him, a ratty new kid in town! How quickly they grow up, sniff.) He’s got quite the honeyed tongue on him that one. Buttered me up just good he did. Sir Porter relayed that a certain master Troubadour said […]