Lien le Storm

Today was my cousin’s birthday and the one thing he wanted I couldn’t give him. Not only that but somehow I managed to give him the exact opposite of what he wanted. I don’t think the day could of gone any more wrong truly. I tried cooking him a meal, I watched the cook for a good half hour making breakfast and it didn’t look -that- hard. She put everything in a pot, stirred it a bit and then a little later it was done. And the dessert seemed to go okay, and I put it out to set overnight.. and then when I checked on it in the morning, there was a dead mouse in it. Which is better than a dead rat at least. I fished it out and it still smelled okay, and it wasn’t like I was going to have to eat it. Next was the haddock.. which seemed to go a lot better. Until I tried cooking it. Would you believe, a cockroach ran across the table and .. of course, I screamed and tried to hit it with the pot but I just sent it flying and I -think- it landed in the dessert but I’m not sure. I tried searching through it, but.. yeah. And then, I remembered the fish.. and by then it was too late. It was burned. My cousin ate it all though. But I could tell he hated it. And then the party went wrong. And everyone was shouting and stuff happened which I can’t write about here but it wasn’t good. Really not good. All he wanted was to feel like a family, and I just messed that up.. I shouldn’t of done any thing. I should of just got him a pair of pretty high heel shoes and then none of it would of happened.