The Game of Thrones
What she hopes to live up to…
Transcendence
What’s going on inside her head…
The Countess Song
Mistress of the Double Entendre
Ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh ahh
You know that I am called the Count-ess
Because I really love to *****
Sometimes I sit and ***** all day, eh haha
But, eh, sometimes I get carried away!
CHORUS:
I ***** slowly, slowly, slowly
getting faster,
Once I start the *****ing,
it is very hard to stop, hey!
Faster, faster, it is so exciting,
I could ***** forever-
***** until I drop!
One two three four,
One two three four-
One two three four
One two I love ****i*ng
Whatever the amount!
One two three four
Hey yay yay yeah, Hey yay yay yeah
That’s the song of the Count-ess
I ***** the spiders on the wall
I ***** the cobwebs in the hall
I ***** the candles on the shelf
And when I’m alone, I ***** myself!
CHORUS REPRAISE…
And that’s the song of the Coooooount-ess.
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