The following information is recorded about it:
A thick portion of shortbread cookie has been formed into the shape of a
mallet such as might be used by a carpenter, with a cylindrical head and a
long, thin handle. Baked to a golden brown, an egg wash over the whole
surface gives it a bit of a shine.
It is priced at approximately 14 silver.
This 'a thick cookie baked into the shape of a carpenter's mallet' is a kind of food.
It has 3 bites remaining, which should be about 100% of the original batch.
It appears to be made of food.
It looks to be in excellent condition.
It weighs around 0 pounds.
It can be worn as follows: take
It could be easily held in one hand. (Actual size: 2)
Its value should be approximately 14 silver.
This can be embellished.
It should provide 47 energy per bite.
Taste:
Crisp on the outside and chewy soft and crumbly on the inside, the bite of
shortbread cookie fairly melts in the mouth with buttery sweetness.
Temi gives a thick cookie baked into the shape of a carpenter's mallet to Valora.
Magdalena lifts a thick cookie baked into the shape of a carpenter's mallet to her nose and sniffs
at it.
Magdalena eats a thick cookie baked into the shape of a carpenter's mallet.
Meiari lifts a thick cookie baked into the shape of a carpenter's mallet to her nose and sniffs at
it.
Meiari holds a thick cookie baked into the shape of a carpenter's mallet in her hand.
Valora lifts a thick cookie baked into the shape of a carpenter's mallet to her nose and sniffs at
it.
Karrin has transferred Sparkles. [OOC]
Karrin has transferred AlleyGirl. [OOC]
Temi gives a thick cookie baked into the shape of a carpenter's mallet to Sparkles.
Temi gives a thick cookie baked into the shape of a carpenter's mallet to AlleyGirl.
Meiari stops using a thick cookie baked into the shape of a carpenter's mallet.
Rambling puts the following into a boiled, grayish leather haversack with an intricate clasp:
( 2)a frosted layer celebration cake with detailed figures atop
Sparkles claims, "Whee, cookie."
Temi grins.
Meiari uses a thick cookie baked into the shape of a carpenter's mallet to thwack Sparkles.
Karrin has transferred HIEROPHANT. [OOC]
Temi gives a thick cookie baked into the shape of a carpenter's mallet to HIEROPHANT.
Rambling says, "This would be an interesting Good Friday related cookie"
Karrin has transferred Scarry. [OOC]
Temi gives a thick cookie baked into the shape of a carpenter's mallet to Scarry.
Temi claims, "I guess that's one way to look at it. Not one I was doing, but s'okay."
Temi grins.
Karrin claims, "We'll give a few minutes for any scragglers. I hope everyone is doing well today."
Temi nods in agreement.
Valora puts on the jeopardy music as they wait.
Meiari trails off, "Better than the Capuans displaced twice..."
Temi says, "Alas, poor Capuans."
Sparkles states, "Offt."
Karrin muses, "Where ever shall we get our olives?"
Scarry says, "I mean it's less French in the world."
Scarry claims, "Always a plus."
Karrin wonders, "Ok, do I have a volunteer for scribe?"
InvestSouthside says, "I got scribe if none want it"
Temi says, "Well, they're sort of Italian too"
Karrin nods.
Scarry states, "Temi, you don't have to sweeten the deal."
Karrin has awarded you 3 QPs: scribe.
Meiari states, "Bap the Scarry."
Temi grins at Scarry.
Karrin says, "Alright, be nice. I know no one is kidding, but we do have ACTUAL players from France.
So, no."
Karrin states, "Wait. I know EVERYONE is kidding. Sheesh."
Karrin says, "My spoons have not been fully replenished yet."
Valora claims, "Lol good save."
Karrin has transferred Brenier. [OOC]
PositronicJune asks, "We have french players?"
Temi gives a thick cookie baked into the shape of a carpenter's mallet to Brenier.
Karrin says, "I am pretty sure we have at least one player from France, yep yep."
Brenier exclaims, "Thank you!"
Karrin says, "ANYWAY, let's do this."
Karrin states, "OOC Chat Rules:
- Approach each topic with the mindset that each person is doing the best they can with the
knowledge they have, staff and player alike.
- Please avoid topics around current events. Nothing should be revealed in an OOC meeting that
others would prefer to find out in game ICly.
- This is not the correct forum for criticism of a specific player or a topic centered around one
player. If there are concerns about a specific player, please address that with staff privately.
- This is not the correct forum for bringing up policy violations. If there are instances of
perceived policy violations, please address that with staff privately."
Karrin wonders, "So! How was RP this week?"
Karrin has returned from AFK.
Sparkles claims, "It was a touch quieter, but I have seen some new faces poking in! So that's always
exciting."
Valora states, "I had some good times. Had a pretty busy week IRL so was a bit more down time than
I'd like. Glad to get some good scenes though."
Meiari says, "I feel like I haven't really been around too much this week, my apologies if people
have been looking for me."
Karrin states, "I get that entirely. Work has been insane the past two weeks for me. Three weeks? I
don't remember."
Scarry says, "I was a bit busy with university so I was glad I could still snatch some RP"
Temi states, "Attacks of the real life happen to everyone at times"
Karrin says, "They absolutely do. And when they do, they aren't nice about it."
Temi nods in agreement.
Karrin queries, "Anyone have any topics they'd like to bring up to the group today?"
Scarry says, "I think overall things have been a bit quieter with American players but I fully get
why."
Brenier states, "I've enjoyed it. I've had quite of bit of RP and people have been very willing to
engage me as a newbie."
Temi claims, "That's always excellent to hear."
Karrin says to Brenier, "I am glad to hear it! We typically love newbies, and are sometimes overly
helpful."
Valora claims, "I think I had a topic but I totally lost it into the mind palace back rooms."
Karrin says, "Alrighty. I'll start with my update, since it is so short. I have been completely
bricked in by work - poor Hiero tried to speak to me mid-week and got the full brunt of it. My brain
has been pretty much dead at the end of any day, so I have chosen to not subject you all to that.
Need full brain processing. So, I've been away. We'll hope things slow down soon."
Karrin nods at Temi.
Temi grins.
Temi states, "My big focus has been the plot, though trying to keep up on requests and things too.
Definitely let us know if anything gets lost in all that."
Karrin nods in agreement with Temi.
Temi says, "But yeah, hopefully folks have been enjoying the plot, and we've got more coming."
Karrin claims, "Temi will have many surprises for you."
Valora is concerned and curious.
Meiari claims, "I'm excited to see how it continues to progress
"Scarry rubs their hands together and cackles evilly.
Temi flutters eyelashes innocently.
Meiari states, "Oh no, now I'm just concerned."
HIEROPHANT cackles maniacally, to provide some variation.
Karrin says, "Hehe. I didn't see anyone mention a topic - is there not one? Totally ok if not, but
want to give an opportunity."
Valora shakes her head.
Sparkles says, "I had a question that some recent plot answers inspired. It's not particularly
secret/unique so could be a topic but don't want to unduly trap folks with it."
Karrin muses, "Send Temi a tell, and she can decide if it's appropriate for the meeting or if we
ought to take it private?"
Temi finishes abruptly, "Up to you, not knowing what the topic is - but sure, that'd work too"
Scarry states, "Ouugh"
Temi comforts Scarry.
Scarry claims, "I'm back."
Scarry states, "What did I miss."
Magdalena claims, "All of the things. You missed all of them."
Temi says, "Okay, I think that's pretty general enough"
Temi asks, "So - "So a lot of plot adjacent topics IC about logistics, etc, kind of get caught up on
questions of numbers. A plot kind of answered how many people Capua had, but is that info
established for other places/areas? ""
Temi claims, "And the answer is that we have some general concepts of the scope of thing, but we
haven't fleshed out numbers and probably won't ahead of time until it becomes relevant"
Temi muses, "Does that answer things, or inspire anything else from folks?"
Sparkles states, "I think people are trying to kind of ponder good ways to interact with the plot
and figure out what's specific vs abstract etc. Like producing items, food, etc. At least from the
convos I've been in."
Temi states, "For the most part, I'm treating contributions as a conversion to silver in a specific
area to sort of get the comparable scale of impact, with some modifiers for success and such"
Temi claims, "So on the humanitarian side of things, there's a number that's 'enough' though not
intended to be quickly patched. On the war side of things producing for the troops, not really a
specific target, so much as more could contribute to a bigger effort or a longer continuation or
whatnot"
Temi muses, "If that answers the questions?"
Meiari wonders, "So to make sure I understand: rations are valued at 120 silver per if my
mercantilism is accurate... does that then generally mean 100 rations means approx 12000 people got
fed?"
Scarry says, "I always thought of items being contributed being more representative than anything,
because obviously a single person can't produce so much to meaningfully effect hundreds or thousands
of people."
Karrin says, "And there are likely vnpcs also doing some of the work - especially if it is guild
-aligned. I can see that, sort of."
Karrin motions to Temi anyway.
Temi says, "Not directly like that, but 120 silver rations times 100 rations would be an impact
similar to 12000 silver worth of some other contribution"
Meiari declaims, "Okay.... I think I understand!"
Temi states, "Not that 1 silver is one person handled. And yeah, there's definitely accounting for
other things beyond just the silver value contributions, but guild actions and whatnot"
Valora nods along with the convo.
Temi queries, "Other questions still in that direction?"
Karrin queries, "Any other questions before I kick you ou-- uh, I mean shoo you gently back to the
grid?"
Rambling says, "Punt me to oblivion."
PositronicJune ,punts Rambling to Morrowing.
PositronicJune claims, "I fucked that up"
PositronicJune punts Rambling to Morrowind.
Meiari questions, "This may be something I cycle back to for more clarification in the future, but
for the now I think I'm good?"
Scarry says, "Wait, did we get the cool item yet."
Scarry states, "Yes, we did, nevermind."
HIEROPHANT states, "HAvE yOu HeArD oF tHe hIgH eLvEs"
Temi grins.
Karrin pats Scarry on the head.
Temi says, "Yes, as long as the cookie counts as cool."
Scarry states, "Yes."
Karrin states, "I personally like cookies."
Scarry says, "I love my silly little admin toy collection"
Temi grins.
PositronicJune claims to HIEROPHANT, "Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh, what am I
saying, of course you don't."
Temi states, "Excellent. It always makes me happy for people to enjoy the things."
Meiari finishes abruptly, "I also love my silly ooc collection - I'm glad I can look in containers
at things to appreciate them more x3"
Valora says, "Another item for the display shelf I keep putting off."
Temi grins.
Karrin states, "You guys have a wonderful week, and we'll see you at the same time next week."
Valora asks, "Forever a memory made... digital?"
Karrin claims, "Uh oh, we lost our newbie."
Karrin pontificates, "ANYWAY, have a wonderful rest of your day, everyone!"