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Re: Quit Quotes

Posted: Mon Nov 21, 2022 7:39 am
by Lei
"I can't BELIEVE I wrote a lunare sonnet 'bout a lunare demon fornicator."

- - Urtha the drunk concerning her Ahalin cellmate Lilikoi Hawali

Re: Quit Quotes

Posted: Sun Dec 04, 2022 1:59 am
by Titania
"But if you put mine personage over thine knee, how will I extract mine head from mine ass?"

~Jae Fremont, in defense of his audacity

Re: Quit Quotes

Posted: Wed Dec 07, 2022 5:50 pm
by Lei
"Massage, my sweets. Back rubs. Foot rubs. Chin rubs. This is Lithmore, dears. The men in this city are as scared of their own cocks as you are."
-- a painted lady explaining to some girlish innocents what really goes on at the Slippery Dolphin

Re: Quit Quotes

Posted: Sun Feb 12, 2023 1:46 pm
by Lei
"It's very hard to pray well with wet feet." -- Rafferty the sock-merchant

Re: Quit Quotes

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2023 12:16 pm
by mystry
"And here we have Zarif, our beloved Grand Inquisitor, to make sure that none of us gets up to any mischief."
- A mage explaining the presence of a certain poppet doll within in an alchemy and magecrafting laboratory.

Re: Quit Quotes

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2023 9:55 pm
by BlackSoul566
"Calm yer roarin' arse!"

- One mage, to another after some magical experimentation.

Re: Quit Quotes

Posted: Thu May 18, 2023 10:16 pm
by Erasmus
"He'll be fined after death, for the Reeves'll think his corpse was wearing cardinal red!"

- Grand Magnate Mikhail Angelov, waving his dagger in a noblewoman's conservatory

Re: Quit Quotes

Posted: Sun May 21, 2023 11:59 pm
by Dreams
"Miss Belyayeva, I assure you, Mister Serraine has only the best of intentions. He's Vavardi, please understand."

- Philarion Dolinov to Anya Belyayeva after a scathing rejection

Re: Quit Quotes

Posted: Mon May 22, 2023 12:00 am
by Dreams
"I am not trying to COURT you, Madame. There's no need to rub it in. Lord, you Vandagans are horrible at taking compliments."

- Raphael Serraine, after a scathing rejection from Anya Belyayeva

Re: Quit Quotes

Posted: Thu Jun 15, 2023 8:25 am
by Dreams
"... it's a child, not a bloody plague. Calm yourselves."

- Marquessa Silvia ab Durandal, when her water broke in the middle of a tense emergency council meeting