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Olither
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Joined: Wed Jan 19, 2011 12:16 pm

Sun Apr 10, 2011 11:33 am

Yo, Paere was the muthatrucka spittin' them rhymes,
Enix, my dude, you gotta keep up with the times,
Allow me to introduce myself, the baddest bad big bad,
So twisted, so evil, makin' all the Harmons sad,
General of the Border Legion, Count of Brune,
Olither ab Chettle, I get all the poon,
You think you're bad, well, let me tell you I'm the worst,
You keep steppin' on me, you're only gonna get hurt,
I'm the King of Crime, the Count of Chaos,
I got a pimp cane, why? Cause I'm the boss,
So, guess what, J-Dizz, you gotta step off,
Walkin' in the street with my bodyguard horde,
I kill Reeves, I kill bitches, I kill noticeboards,
And don't forget dear old Princess Aureliane,
Bethca cryin', C Hunny, anyway, witch was insane,
And don't worry, Caria, I got somethin' for you,
I totally bitched out J Dizz and the rest of your crew,
But, you got the best of me, you won, I must say,
No more fitting end then celebratin' with nephew Jei,
P.S, tell that little midget to stop pissin' on my grave.

Olither ab Chettle

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Zeita
Posts: 324
Joined: Mon Jan 10, 2011 7:38 pm

Sun Apr 10, 2011 6:14 pm

I love you guys, this is so much fun.

C-Hunny has gone to work on her new masterpiece, but there's a new girl taking the stage. Watch out!

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How it go? - Ana-ana-stazi, Ana-ana-stazi
I'm singin' along - Ana-ana-stazi, Ana-ana-stazi
What? Hey, it don't matter to me that it kinda pa-sse,
This just what you do when you wanna get pay,

I'm just a small town girl from deep down south,
Gettin' tired of the bullshit pourin' outta allaya mouth,
Come from a little place that we call Jedca,
But rockin' Lithmore now, oh yeah I came to wreck ya,

This backup dancer, now stepping front of stage,
Done my due, baked that bread, done earned my wage,
Keep an eye on the up'n'comer, yeah take a good gauge,
I'm young, I'm hungry- now tearin' out of my cage!

(Lionesses roar!)

You wanna piece of this, then join the back of the line,
But you'll be waiting forever, cos this witch don't do supine,
Baby got a figure, got back, yeah my rump divine,
Got the moves, got the shimmy, oh yeah- I'm fine,

I'm steppin up, steppin' up, steppin' up quick!
Hottest ass, finest moves, oh, I'm supa slick,
Wrote the rules, changed em up, mastered every trick,
No ditzy ho, I know the play. Adept at real pol-i-tick.

That limelight shining, beaming down on me,
Take a good look- now you like what you see?
This girl got the moves, the dance skeleton key,
They callin my name from Sartez to the Kirulean Sea.

Hera-zera-zade- Oh yeah we got a new beat,
Hera-zera-zade- Oh ain't she sweet?
Hera-zera-zade- Nah! She a lioness, tearin' you into meat!
Hera-zera-zade- Shit, have you seen her character sheet!?
Hera-zera-zade- Better bow down cos you can't compete.

Marisa
Posts: 18
Joined: Thu Jan 20, 2011 7:37 pm

Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:37 pm

Having decided that having absolutely no rap skills, nor ever listening to rap, was not a good reason to avoid joining in on the fun, here is my own addition! I will warn you: it's awful and likely to prove me even whiter than Enix seemed to expect of himself. So if anyone feels obliged to snicker at me, I completely understand!

I'm C-Hunny's girl in the Excheckair
Pick up your jaws and try not to stare
Sportin' sweet threads o' my own design
Throwin' back bottles of expensive wine
Chillin' on my yacht and swimmin' in gold
The money ain't there if I ain't sold
Saunt'rin' on in to survey this mess
Can tell you straight I ain't the girl to press
Y'aint nothin' more than a jumped-up serf
The Queen's my gal and this here's her turf
Spreadin' your feathers like proud peacock
But you're just another from peasant flock
By Dav, that color's fallin' so flat
Woul'n't stick that plume in an ugly hat
You posin' kiddies, let's just be blunt
It ain't boastin' and it ain't a front
I got the style and I got the funds
Blow you straight outta the water, hons
I know you boys and alla your ilk
An' I'll bowl you o'er in Vavardi silk
Easy stuff- I ain't breakin' a sweat
What you thinkin' of triple your debt?

Enix
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Joined: Wed Jan 26, 2011 12:14 am

Tue Apr 12, 2011 12:06 am

I beg to differ....that was quite well actually. Excellent job.

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Zeita
Posts: 324
Joined: Mon Jan 10, 2011 7:38 pm

Tue Apr 12, 2011 1:43 am

I agree! Nicely done Marisa. :)

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Zeita
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Joined: Mon Jan 10, 2011 7:38 pm

Thu Apr 14, 2011 11:21 pm

Okay. Started this one this morning, worked on it over lunch and just wrapped it up. *pants* Lose a bit of focus towards the end, but I wanted to get all my call outs out there. I'm really sorry if I missed anyone. Anyway, enjoy!

The Noble Crew

This C-Hunny, yeah you all know my name,
Who can we thank? My newest witch called fame,
Y'all know I come correct when I master this game,
You're still changing your tyres- I'm in the fast lane.

Ya know what I'm about, yeah, you know what I do,
But today I here to introduce you to my monster crew,
We tight, we bound hard- we grippin' like super glue.
Each one of my homies they done earned their due,

This a tag team tango come to cold cock ya,
Starting with a high flyin' lady best known as Marisaa,
First, she gonna tie you up with a lyrical tounge-twista,
Then she'll take you down with a verbal ballista,

Down here in L-Town we call her Mizz Money,
Ain't no coincidence that it rhyme with C-Hunny.
Our style is golden, while your suit? Vintage Easter Bunny,
Wonderin' what we smilin' about, want to know what so funny?

We got an ace up our sleeve, our homeboy Ammmdair,
You think you can step to him, you ready to dare?
When brothers hear his name they wail and despair,
But the ladies, yo? Oh, let me tell you they LIKE his flair.

Down here in L-Town he known as BB Wolf,
Crunch- crunch. You hear him comin' and you ready to hoof.
You can hide in your tunnels, but as soon as you poof,
He's repoing your house and taking yah stooff.

Now watch our for da brother named Kaem-gen,
You knock him down once, and he comes back again,
Unflappable, unphasable, ain't like regular men,
He was a gangsta at nine and a killah since then,

Uncovered his wife's spouse-killin' plots,
Then buried the traitors, laid out where they rots.
Then comes back home with a pair o'new tots,
His skills are so mad, he can skip spammin' wit' bots.

Now let me tell you 'bout his siss A-Re-Ly,
From Seahome direct, she's now rockin Casterlay,
Not as meek as she seems, not once the light away,
Cause then she's bustin' on fools, like that bidness is day-to-day.

You think I'm done? Oh no, my crew just keep wellin'
Got a seal keeper in mah girl Lady Cellan,
Sweet surface? Maybe. But underneath where fierce dwellin,
Don't ripple that lake, or boy- you'll see killen'.

Lately she rockin the sheets with a boy what used to wear red,
Last bastard that crossed him? He flat out dead,
Yeah our boy Cecil, everyone just looks on in dread,
Scared to the pit that they'll soon be spittin out lead.

Next is mah witch, cold-heart, stone hard Anastaci,
Keep more secrets than them overhyped Stasi,
She keepin' an eye for playahs what try to get past me,
They even think about tryin' she wastin their ass G.

Steppin up now, is pint sized Jei Sevoi,
He may be tall as a dwarf, but he more than a boy,
Blood-lettin, scalp-takin, they give him his joy,
While a sword in his hand, is one damned formidable toy,

He rockin' along with the one they call Joolman,
She leaves bodies cold, just stuffed in the trash can,
Her wits- they is quick, she runnin' the master plan,
Teamin' up with Mizz Money to run a tight scam.

Shorter yet still is our Lil G, Nefarious Nicki,
May be younger n'most, but damn she is tricky,
She duckin', she weavin- you just can't get a look see,
And she rockin more knowledge than the libr'y o' John Dee.

The next girl up, you what what we call 'er? Oh yea- it Paloma again.
When you walk past her crib, you always hear moanin'
It ain't zombies at all, but the new dude she's bonin'
When he falls asleep? Knives out! Now starts the ownin'.

Next up to the plate- the Tubori, young Ryatt,
Don't step in his hood, or he'll be startin' a riot.
Yah wimmin lamentin', yah he's what they'll cry at,
Cos we all heard what happens when he turns on the fly shit.

Now you may think that that it, but we also got allies,
We got Tobin from Justice piercin' straight through the lies,
Behind him- Big Vinnie, speading that Chalice franchise,
You cross these two brothers, you've seen yah last sunrise.

Now comin back round, we got our final two.
Caria E.M- when we rollin out, she bring it old skoo'
Callista up last, and she may be new,
But she got her ear to the ground, and earnin' her due.

With all that said, now you know what what,
You still want to step? Man... you gonna be hurtin a LOT.

We comin at you from left, right and center,
That yo' chalk on the ground? Ya shouldn'ta been a dissenter.

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Zeita
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Joined: Mon Jan 10, 2011 7:38 pm

Fri May 06, 2011 7:07 pm

Swansong

Now look who back for a last swansong,
Scatter littles bitches, now just run along,
Watch Mami steppin' up with her rhymes so strong,
Ignorin' the mal ringin' out on that final gong.

Now I'm a few months gone, yeah my corpse gone cold,
And I got successors aplenty straight dividin' my gold
Now there nobles runnin' around my city uncontrolled,
This witch comin' back, fists strikin' twofold,
I've sat back too long, but now I can't withhold,
You been bad? You'll taste my hand when I scold,

We all tried a little speriment- this Regency Council?
Step aside mudders, I'm here to denounce yall,
If you don't bend knees, you'll be warmin' a jail cell,
I'm back in town, cos I been kicked outta hell,
My game the toughest, while yours is pure shell,
I don't do things in halves, yeah keep yer soft sell,

Yeah the Queen is dead, all hail the corpse,
Brace yourselves and get ready for a new discourse,
I got a NEW army at my heels, we got undeniable force,
You'll be screamin so hard that your voice go hoarse,
Then all you'll be able to speak- well that'll be morse,
See my sweet smilin' face? Well it a fuckin' trojan horse,

New Queen in town, same as the last witch,
New Queen in town, she a rock hard LICH,
Drainin' ya life force, while you can only twitch,
Seein' stars as I do it, cos now I bewitch,
My new Consort is meaner than Lilo's Stitch,
Yeah Zombie HRM and Oli-ther done gone got the hitch,

Leadin' my armies, we got Ganked Rafael,
Justice from the grave, how you supposed to rebel?
You even try to come at us, you're bound to misspell,
Can you hear that ringin' son? That YOUR death knell,

We got a kickin' religion based on defenestration,
The Heiress of Vandago back from her damnation,
You can hear the zealots chantin' all over the nation,
Hom... Ana... Ana... Staci- that the tune on this station,

Amethyst may be down a head, but she done more than decease,
Oh yeah, now she in the shadows as my secret police!
She an unruly bloodsucker, who lives by caprice,
Knockin' heads is only a small part of keepin the peace,
She runnin' PR too, but a shame your body out of it lease,
A knife to your back? That's what I call a press release!

Now I'm climbin the steps, one foot aft-a another,
Settlin' down on my throne, cos' I done got my druther,
Takin' back what is mine, even if I have to smother,
The realm is now mine, yes all hail the mother!

You think this takeover was a closed emote?
Got a problem with my liftin' muhself wit' a 2-0 promote?
You know I can do it, but I'm mostly here to gloat,
Got this rulin' so down pat, I can do it by rote.
But- really, I'm outta here shoulderin' my LV tote,
Sorry mudders- game over, that all she wrote.

Olither
Posts: 15
Joined: Wed Jan 19, 2011 12:16 pm

Sat May 07, 2011 5:07 am

Yooooo, Oli is back, though he now's just a corpse,
But he's got a brand new title, yeah, he's the Consort,
The master of evil is back for a second run,
This time, his little rampage ain't gonna be much fun,
The Border Legion's traded for one that is undead,
And me, I'm back, carrying with me Jaaf's head,
Yeah, I may be dead, you know, rockin' the unlife,
But look where I'm at now, fool, C-Hunny's my wife,
Aureliane my voice, yeah, I may not have been loyal,
But that business with Charm is done, it's gone, it's old,
I ain't got no tongue, but witch, I still got my teeth,
And I'm rockin' the undead, got zombie bitches on my leash,
Not to mention, I'm filled with lich like undead power,
Yo, the mages didn't raise me, man, f**k their tower,
I'm Oli, yo, the face of evil and dread,
You thought I was twisted in life, yo, I'm scarier, dead,
And now, I gots to get back to my Queen,
Yeah, step off, Council, we're runnin' this scene.

(This would be added in the version of the rap above, C-Hunny, featuring Evil Oli.

Amdair
Posts: 41
Joined: Sat Jan 08, 2011 2:50 pm

Fri Feb 24, 2012 12:36 pm

Bringing back a long tradition of proud rap battles...



Lithmoooooore! How you all doin' tonight? Huh?
I said how you all doin' tonight?
You thought I was gone,
fed to the wolves, but
You done forgot, I -am-
the wolf, tut! Just been in a rut!
Now I'm here to show you
-my- stuff, make -my- case
Show all you muthafuckahs
Why I be settin' da pace!!

I been all over, man--homie don't even know
Shit I seen, shit I done, bro
I seen lands come alive, go
and split da earth in half, yo!
I seen hell in two brown eyes
Daravi armies mobilize
Psycho killahs ration'lize
Still gotta few surprises
For you fools, though,
think you good
Think you smart, an' think you would
of been better off wit'
my corpse in some woods
'Stead o' back in yo hood

How you think I'm here, right now?
Damned if I'm gonna kowtow
to yo sorry ass--might allow
you to take a bow, make a vow
but it's me in control
witch--any lip and -POW!-
I'll knock yo to Traghow
I ain't just skilled with a knife--
My sword's saved my life, and
I got my whole damn fief
Yeah, I've a crazy wife, but
you say a word, make a peep,
I'll be leavin' you
in a bloody heap!

Been da arm of da law,
City in my claw,
Fists been gettin' raw
from beatin' on
idiots, one'n all!
You think I'm done with that? HA!
Got da law in my pocket
Like a big ass locket
be usin' dat to rocket
right back into view!
Shit, maybe it'll be you
I pay a call to
Make you rue da day you grew
bold 'nuff to get
your own crew!

Tobes might be king, got
himself da one ring
but see, here's da thing
there's only one Lassider!
So if it's trouble you bring
better have fire in'nat sling
'Cause 'tween King
an' me, gonna wring
yo' neck, wing
dis' shit, bring
on a whole new string
O' pain t'yo
uprisings!

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Julea
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Joined: Fri Jan 06, 2012 12:13 am

Fri Feb 24, 2012 2:19 pm

<3
Julea/Lien/Ashe/Adaline

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