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[ #31 ] Staff Board
A note has been posted by: Kinaed
From room : 97
In subject of: Bad Smut Help
Date : Fri Aug 4 01:12:58 2017
Expires : Wed Apr 29 01:13:16 2020
To : Azarial and other staff, but mostly Azarial
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Hi Az,
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I've entered a "bad smut" contest on Facebook. I need to pull out the big
guns... You! Any ideas for plot bunnies? Here's some notes to get you in
the mood:
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Kind of hot, but still a douche bag
You and me could write a 'bad romance'
What an attractive knicker weasel
Tentacle Dick
Hips don't lie
he is a gymnastic person so he never walks
Hawt
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Working Title: That's just wrong.
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Inspirational Titles:
lyk dis if u cri evrytiem
Love Cliche
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Plot Bunnies Thus Far:
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Rookie cop Rick Grimes goes undercover at a gay bar, but he has a hard time doing his job when he can't keep his eyes off the hot cage dancer.
Yuuri Katsuki is drunk off his ass after the banquet and a tipsy Victor is left with him because no one wants to be responsible for the clingy Japanese man.
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PS: Other staff are welcome to jump in!
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Niamh queries, "TENTACLE DICK?"
Temi sticks her fingers in her mouth and lets out a loud whistle which causes a rainbow to beam in at her summon. She proceeds to skip away up the rainbow, which sparkles away behind her. [OOC]
Kinaed spreads her hands and looks innocent.
Niamh states, "Diufshdyifg"
Niamh states, "Rofl I like that Temi fled right then."
Kinaed wonders, "Where did she go?"
Kinaed says, "Anyway, you'll need to decode that anagram if you want me to get a hint out of it.
"
Temi skips in down a rainbow, which sparkles away behind her. [OOC]
Niamh says, "Handling a request in the graveyard. Didn't -actually- flee tentacle manbits."
Temi grins.
Kinaed questions, "Are you suuuuure?"
Niamh states, "Oh god. Do I even want to"
Temi says, "Yeah, I'm not squeamish."
Kinaed states, "If Az were here, I'd have 10 plot bunnies in as many minutes."
Temi states, "I'm perfectly capable of ignoring things in person if I need to ignore them."
Temi grins.
Kinaed asks of Niamh, "I know you're totally volunteering to beta my Bad Smut Fanfic, right...?"
Niamh says, "OH GOD."
Kinaed gives big eyes to Niamh.
Temi states, "I'm not sure, but I -think- Niamh may be squeamish."
Kinaed claims, "Bad smut entry? Just a log of Niamh's responses in this conversation."
Niamh FLAILS AT 900MPH
Kinaed claims, "I think she's exactly the opposite; just likes to play coy.
"
Kinaed claims, ""Cullen flails at 900MPH because he's is a gymnastic person and never walks anywhere""
Temi muses, "Any ideas on plot 711 with the interest shown in items stuff?"
Kinaed claims, "Having a look."
plot review 711
Temi states, "I think that's less for you and more for Niamh"
Kinaed claims, "Oh, okay."
Temi questions, "It's not really a policy question and more a 'do you already know what happened?'"
Kinaed nods at Temi.
Kinaed trails off, "I can plot too... sort of. I mean, given what I've got going for this Bad Smut thing, I get it if you never want to let me near the plot system again..."
Kinaed is in lalaland thinking about TENTACLE DICK.
Niamh claims, "Dyfuysieyfg"
Kinaed muses to Niamh, "What is with you and anagrams?"
Niamh claims, "I honestly don't know. One time I smashed my keyboard in response to something and it felt awesome. It's been a thing ever since."
Temi claims, "It doesn't seem like there's many bunnies in your plot bunnies."
Temi states, "I thought it was less anagrams and more keysmashing."
Niamh nods in agreement.
Niamh claims, "I think Kinaed is TEASING me."
Temi grins.
Kinaed trails off, "I don't tease, I caress. Silkenly. With satin and ..."
Temi wonders, "Tentacles?"
Kinaed claims, "Shit, I'm out of imagination."
Niamh says, "...RESTRAINING KEYSMASH"
Kinaed laughs uproariously.
Kinaed pontificates, "Where is Azarial when you need him?!"
Temi states, "Asleeps"
Niamh claims, "I feel like somewhere in Colorado he just jolted awake out of a dead sleep"
Niamh states, ""I am needed on TI.""
Kinaed claims, "Dreamweave sent a bad smut plot bunny bouncing through his dreams."
LITERALLY.