Funny TI Quotes

[Staub]

Isac Selwyn bows to a large, common brown mare, with intelligent and curious eyes belatedly. "Greetings Lord Seneschal."

Isac Selwyn says OOCly, "I hate targeting."

A large, common brown mare, with intelligent and curious eyes looks at Isac Selwyn with her curious, intelligent eyes for a moment, before dipping her head in a curious copy of the movement, neighing as she does.

[Staub]

Eartha visibly stiffens, her smile leaving for a moment, as xyz passes through. [Hidden]
Andorig ab Nesmith most certainly notices Eartha's stiffening when the xyz comes through abc. [Hidden]
Eartha certainly notices that Andorig ab Nesmith noticed her discomfort as xyz passed through. [Hidden]
Andorig ab Nesmith certainly notices that Eartha notices him noticing her discomfort as xyz passes through. [Hidden]

[astronamika]

You tell Lord Lans ab Durandal, "Fun fact the cake youre eating in english is
literally translated to "unemployment pudding""

Lord Lans ab Durandal tells you, "Come say that to my face"

"Did you know that the caramel cake, in Lithmorran, roughly translates to
'unemployed pudding', my Lord?" Effie asides to Lord Lans ab Durandal. [Effie]

Lord Lans ab Durandal tells you, "Hahsdhasdhash"

[LANS]

You tell Izari de Bakir, "My lord, thou must chill"

[Ghed]

You tell Jacarys, "'Only Dav forgives' *cocks shotgun*"

[RamblingGiovanni]

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[Ghed]

Leta trails off, "I was just gonna make it like a... aesthetic potato"

[Giselle]

An Ode to Erasmus and Mikhail (sorry Tommaso, I APPARENTLY DIDN'T share any of your funny moments with my non-TI friends on Discord so I didn't save them as I rarely log things like a cretin </3).

Erasmus ab Pemberton leaves up.

Magnate Mikhail Angelov looks at Giselle with a raised brow. "Does the Poet Knight often end up in your bedroom?"

Erasmus ab Pemberton arrives from above carrying a whole-ass bed for some reason.

Magnate Mikhail Angelov stares. "What."

To the notables of Lithmore:

A summary for those too tired for my writing style: There is an ancient evil waterfall in the [Redacted].

Giselle labels a piece of mail as 'Erasmus Update: Evil Waterfall'.

Grand Magnate Mikhail Angelov wanders into the vicinity. [login]

Grand Magnate Mikhail Angelov says OOCly, "I LIVE"

Grand Magnate Mikhail Angelov has lost link.

Action set to:
Giselle is acting as Grand Magnate Mikhail Angelov's Lithmore City version of a Twitter feed.

Grand Magnate Mikhail Angelov nods along to the gossip in the way someone idly scrolls through their Twitter feed, blank faced and listening without really listening.

support remove Erasmus He's dead.
Please provide a more specific, descriptive reason.
support remove Erasmus He's dead. Like super dead.

</3

[Giselle]

Counting down to the Yule Faire like:

OOC: Someone wants to contact Giselle ICly.
If you are available for IC contact, please type 'notify yes'.

notify yes
Giselle confirms she is available for RP.

A messenger patiently awaits the signal to approach Giselle.

message receive
"[Redacted] would like to request the services of the Merchants' Guild. They require a scourge made and they haven't the faintest who would be capable of it. They are eager to see it made sooner rather than later." [Message]

You tell [Redacted], "Out of all the messengers I thought I would get today that was not one of them."