(Written in an odd, almost unreadable penmanship, letters slanting too far to the right; over-extravagant curlicues and adornments on every character.)
SHAYLEI YULE!!! LOVE HER
more WINE
TRICK CAKE
(A detailed drawing of a fully-armored Hillwoman climbing into the saddle on back of a gorilla fills the space between two lines in the last journal entry, the ink clearly fresher than the entry itself. A swirling “HAHAha!” is scribbled to the left of the bizarre image.)