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Kuzco
Posts: 171
Joined: Wed Sep 07, 2016 2:12 am

Sun Jun 07, 2020 12:55 pm

Discord:
Starstarfish hoy a las 14:51
Vavardi snot is 50% Coarse Ruby

CCCedany
Posts: 7
Joined: Sun Jan 22, 2012 11:30 pm

Sun Jun 07, 2020 3:18 pm

Resolving event scheduling conflicts:
A town crier passes nearby! “Rain Reed’s helping people carve Magebane lanterns over at the Three Cups’ beer garden. It’s free and just meant for fun, but she’s a little short on supplies so if you come late you might have to go buy your own candle!”

With a deep resounding tone, the church bells across the city sound solemn as they summon the faithful to River Square to see the biggest Magebane lantern of them all: THE HOLY PYRE.

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Inertia
Posts: 182
Joined: Sun Feb 17, 2013 9:24 pm

Sun Jun 07, 2020 5:25 pm

Kuzco wrote:
Sun Jun 07, 2020 12:55 pm
A town crier passes nearby! “Rain Reed’s helping people carve Magebane lanterns over at the Three Cups’ beer garden. It’s free and just meant for fun, but she’s a little short on supplies so if you come late you might have to go buy your own candle!”

With a deep resounding tone, the church bells across the city sound solemn as they summon the faithful to River Square to see the biggest Magebane lantern of them all: THE HOLY PYRE.
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mystry
Posts: 52
Joined: Thu Jan 30, 2020 5:08 am

Mon Jun 08, 2020 10:35 pm

Don't ask where Torin was keeping the milk. [Torin]

Andorig doesn't ask where Torin was keeping the milk.

Aleana doesn't want to know. Ever.
Honestly almost every scene with Torin could fit here.


Staub
Posts: 21
Joined: Sat Jun 20, 2020 4:00 am
Discord Handle: Staub

Thu Jun 25, 2020 4:34 pm

Player 1 says OOCly, "I just realized part of my clothes vanished.... "
Player 2 says OOCly, "Well then! o.o"
Player 1 says OOCly, "My underdress, not my overdress haha"
Player 3 says OOCly, "You ever get back to the guildhall after a long pyring and just whip off the thirteen layers of whalebone underdress and relax on the sofa?"
Praise the Bolt!

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Niamh
Posts: 1070
Joined: Wed Nov 30, 2016 9:04 pm
Discord Handle: Niamh#3824

Sat Sep 12, 2020 2:29 pm

[OOC] TheHeresyAgenda: "Imagine you go to the order and say "hey i want to report a moral threat." then when they ask who, you start stripping"

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Kuzco
Posts: 171
Joined: Wed Sep 07, 2016 2:12 am

Sun Oct 04, 2020 11:25 pm

"You know how much a kick in the balls from a sabaton hurts, mon frere? I know. Perks of being both the law and above it."

Lord Norrig op Arcenant, to an annoying brother-in-law

mystry
Posts: 52
Joined: Thu Jan 30, 2020 5:08 am

Sat Oct 31, 2020 5:03 pm

Anonymous states, "Oh no"

Anonymous states, "A dead body"

Kinaed gets the corpse of a Lithmorran woman.

Kinaed eats the corpse of a Lithmorran woman.

Anonymous claims, "WHAT"

Kinaed looks innocent.

Anonymous states, "I hope you know that's going on the forum now"

Staub
Posts: 21
Joined: Sat Jun 20, 2020 4:00 am
Discord Handle: Staub

Fri Nov 06, 2020 6:00 pm

(visnet) Player Anonymous: Anyone willing to assist me? I accidentally engaged in combat with my child npc because I applied soap to them to make them smell good.

(visnet) Player Lans: Show 'em who's boss.

(a bunch of actual helpful suggestions later)

(visnet) Player Lans: Flee yourself

(visnet) Staff Viridis: That will just teach them the wrong lesson.
Praise the Bolt!

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