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Re: Funny TI Quotes

Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2015 8:21 pm
by Pixie
(visnet) Player Ariel: Weird comment, but if somebody is missing their pigmy goat, you left it at Trenica Archway.

Re: Funny TI Quotes

Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2015 9:54 pm
by Pixie
[Merchants] Albrecht: I'd probably call it Knob End

[Merchants] Albrecht: And sell all sorts of fun toys

[Merchants] Galen: Featuring "decorative novelties"

[Merchants] Albrecht: And butt jewelry

[Merchants] Almaz: I regret my life choices that brought me here

Re: Funny TI Quotes

Posted: Thu Oct 29, 2015 11:38 pm
by chronodbu
"Baaa-aaah-aaah! I'm a mean human-eatin'-sheep."

"Just look at him, baaa-ing away over there just as smarmy as he pleases..."

Estone agitating Emma at the Magebane Campout

Re: Funny TI Quotes

Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2016 1:43 am
by Mika
my poor bug tester:

Personal Event: Luck seems to be on Lucky's side today. Everything that could go right, went right!

[RPXP Gain: none] [HP:wounded MV:weary P:walk] (Pvent)
Mika has created an angry bear!

[RPXP Gain: none] [HP:wounded MV:weary P:walk] (Pvent)
An angry bear has engaged Lucky!
An angry bear pulls out a dagger.

Re: Funny TI Quotes

Posted: Sat Feb 27, 2016 2:47 am
by Pixie
[OOC] Farraway: "Farra has the pvent A shopkeeper was horrendously rude to Farra when she went into their shop today."
[OOC] Farraway: "In related news, the Vellum & Velvet was burned down last night."

Re: Funny TI Quotes

Posted: Sun Mar 27, 2016 9:13 pm
by Pixie
Cannot... stop... laughing...
[OOC] BATHMAN: "I once paid a 30 gold bonus for somebody to find me the starter of the rumor I slept with Tobin's dog to win my nobility."

Re: Funny TI Quotes

Posted: Mon Mar 28, 2016 3:15 am
by Azi
Almaz nocks an arrow from a side quiver of tooled black leather set with bronze tacks.
Almaz fires at a beige-colored pronghorn antelope. [Archery Attack]
Almaz critically hits a beige-colored pronghorn antelope's body!
A beige-colored pronghorn antelope has been mauled.

[Almaz An Khir] [none: 2368] [scratched, tired, walk] (Lithmorran) (Pvent)(B&G) Drawn
A beige-colored pronghorn antelope beige-colored pronghorn animal turns left and then right, lurching away from Almaz. [Flight]
a beige-colored pronghorn antelope tries to flee up!
A beige-colored pronghorn antelope flees to above!
A beige-colored pronghorn antelope falls from above!

[Almaz An Khir] [none: 2368] [scratched, tired, walk] (Lithmorran) (Pvent)(B&G)

Almaz frowns.

Re: Funny TI Quotes

Posted: Thu Jun 23, 2016 11:49 pm
by Pixie
[Merchants] Eamon: Nobody ever wants to smell us commoners.
[Merchants] Eamon: I see how it is.
[Merchants] Temi: It's just that they already can.
[Merchants] Eamon: Oh SNAP.
[Merchants] Emma: BURN.
[Merchants] Eamon: Look in satchel -> a small jar of cooling burn salve -> ONE IS NOT ENOUGH

Re: Funny TI Quotes

Posted: Fri Jul 15, 2016 5:35 am
by Pixie
A plump toddler boy, tow-haired with long-lashed green eyes yells, "She has me against my will!"
A plump toddler boy, tow-haired with long-lashed green eyes manages to escape from Silrie's grasp.

Goddamnit Jaridan.

Re: Funny TI Quotes

Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2016 8:02 pm
by Niamh
Haizea tells you, "Omg >> A southside boundary sneezes loudly."
[Multiple tell, sent to: Niamh and Azarial]